"Spill it. Something's been bugging you for a couple days now. Anything I can do to help?"Sure, I wanted to scream. Just tell me you'll marry me and ...everything will be just fine and dandy, at least until I have to go see your parents. The fact of the matter was Katie wasn't the problem. I was. I had the ring, why not use it now? I gulped, my palms sweaty, my throat tight. As I was fidgeting, trying to convince myself to drop to one knee and propose, I accidentally knocked a pencil off the. She repeated the action a few times with increasing enthusiasm. Dan winced a bit."Okay, my naughty little husband, we'll start off like this," she gave Dan's stand-in bum a mild flick, "and work our way up to this." She gave a full swing and the strap whacked the pillow alarmingly. "Well perhaps not quite that,'" she said. "When you say "stop", I'll stop." Red," said Dan."What?" It's a safeword. I might say "stop" and not really want you to stop." You've been looking this up, haven't you?" said. Another moment of silence passed before Julia responded in true Julia form, “Damn hon. If you’re hung up on Eric of all people, you seriously need to get laid.”“It hasn’t been that long.” Damn, I’m killing it with the honesty thing today.“Lain, you haven’t wet your beak since school started and you had to say adios to that summer hunk you left on the beach in Miami.”We both sighed.“He was a stud,” I lamented dreamily.“I know,” Julia said. “I saw the pictures you lucky bitch. I want one.”***As I. Uska reply aya “Pooja aur usne apne college ka naam bataya”. Mera to uska naam sun ke hi khada ho gaya. I dialled her number and humne adhe ghante baat ki. And baato mein pata chala ki wo sachhi baut chalu thi.So kuchh dino mein humne dirty baate suru kar di. Maine usse puchha ki, are u virgin? She laughed aur boli “tume kya lagta hai”? Maine bola ki “o teri itni direct, usne bola abi to shuruwat hai”. Maine bola ki aaj mera ghar khali hai.. Wo boli ki uska ghar to hamesa khali rehta hai, and.