“Did I seriously just say ‘hanky panky?’ Way to use, like, the lamest words possible, Ria.”“What exactly do you mean by ‘hanky panky?’�...� Shane asked at last.“Can we please pretend I didn’t say that? That instead I used one of the million other stupid euphemisms for sex?”Finally, after staring at me for about a thousand years with an unreadable expression, he simply said, “Really?”“Of course, ‘really!’ You think I’m all nervous like this because I gave her a fucking hug and fell asleep? We were. Alice noticed that the older men and even the boys took great delight in peering down the shirts of young maids just like her to see what was going on inside. It seemed to her that they should be spending more time paying attention to a girl's buttocks and vagina instead of fooling around with things that were supposed to feed hungry offspring and not meant to be pulled and played with like a small boy's toy.In all honesty, she had to admit that she might be a bit biased in her opinion of male. "Butthere was always something he claimed he couldn't deal with 'long term'.Either my hair was wrong, or my boobs were too small, or I made him feelstupid, or..."She paused, looking incredulously at my buxom, blonde body and naturallyvacant expression."God, did he order you out of a fucking catalogue?"She shook her head. I cringed; she didn't say it, but I knew what shesaw. What everyone would see in me, from now on. I focused on notthrowing up my vodka."Never mind," she said. "Look, Barbie. She normally wears sarees and her sexy navel is open in most of the time.My mom had no one except me and she is very traditional and less educated and my mom has one sister, who leaves in village near Pune with her hubby Kisan who is farmer and have not any work in any seasons and he is black fat guy who is also lazy person and also his wife is in hands that he bothered her to do all work in farm and get money from that to his enjoyment. She is not good in figure and very short and so he fights.