Just as well, as I only knew two of their names.I lowered the phone mid-conversation, commenting to the guys around me, "That was easy." A fake call?"... asked Robert."Yeah. I couldn't be bothered doing a real one. They weren't worth the cost of a call either."We joked around for a couple of minutes, especially with the girls the jocks had been trying to flirt with. I had to admire the numbskulls' brilliant strategy: come onto my multimillion dollar mansion's grounds and flirt with girls who had. Before universal sex education. Before universal sex."Dave, look. You're not ugly or anything. It's just that... well, it might help if you took a shower every once in a while, and maybe even brushed your teeth. You know, take care of yourself, show a little pride in your appearance. Learning a few of the -- what we used to call 'social niceties' -- that might not kill you either."I didn't know quite what to make of that, but gradually it got through my thick skull. I stank and had bad breath.. I mean, really, how big is it?”Tony produced a tape measure. “Thought you’d ask,” he said. “Here, measure it.”I took the tape and first measured the length “Eleven inches,” I muttered. “And, wow, six inches round the shaft.”“Measure the head,” said Tony.“Unbelievable . . . that’s eight inches.”“So, is that big enough for you?”I looked at Tony’s expectant face. “Big enough? Crikey, Tony, you’re big enough for me. And that eight inch vibrator I’ve got is big enough when I’ve got six inches. Me-nahi bhabhi aj mera mood nahi ap jao bbhi-acchha ye batao apki koi gf hai? mai shcckd ho gaya aur bola nahi bhabhi koi bhi nahi sirf achhi dost hai 2 wo boli sirf dost ya aur kuchh maine kaha nahi bas dost aur mai thoda muskuraya aur kaha bhabhi mazak band karo mai apni bhabhi ke bare bata du nai dulhan bahut hi sundar aur figure 32 28 32 hoga mast sexy lagti thi per maine aisa kuchh nahi socha kabhi unke bare me. Phir hum bahut bate kiye aur niche agaye khane ke liye phir mai apne room me.