We got a taxi to his and went in. I asked where Andy his partner was and he said out at pub so i sat down and he got me a drink. They were both named ...Andy. He continued to pour his heart out and then came the bombshell. He knew I was crazy about my girlfriend at that time and he knew it and said thats how he feels about me. I went very red and said nothing. Andy just said sorry I know you arent that way inclined and we didnt talk about it. We had a few whiskys and he said they had a spare room. Roger and his wife, Alice, moved into the house next door about five years ago and we became friends. The problem with Roger was that he was a practical joker and he loved to pull pranks on everyone he was associated with and much to my chagrin I was one of the favorite recipients for his fetish. Also, what bothered me even more was Flo’s enjoyment of his pranks, especially if I was on the receiving end. I tried to tell her I didn’t like his jokes or her enjoyment, even participation, but she. Thankfully I bit my tongue. I said, "Okay, ma, I'll talk to him." Tell him she's too young for him," she said. "Tell him it's embarrassing. Do whatever you boys do, you know, give him a hard time. He looks up to you, he'll listen." Sure, Ma."I can't wait until this visit is over, I thought as we finally exited the airport and got onto the freeway. I cannot fucking wait.Mariko had lived in our neighborhood since as long as I could remember. When my brother told me during an online chat that he. "Uh - no, but I mean, when you're standing up."I pondered this. "I don't know. It's just sort of there. How aware of you of, say, your nose? Anyway, it's not usually hard, you know." You're excited," she pointed out. "By me." Don't flatter yourself, squirt," I said teasingly. "At my age, I can get a hardon for no reason at all. It can be really embarrassing when it happens in class. Or, at least it used to be embarrassing," I corrected. "Now I just ask for relief." Relief?"So I explained how.