Elated with his Godlike power he raked the stereo unit with a sizzling burst. No more Van Morrison. Foaming at the mouth from previously suppressed sa...liva he giggled insanely and cooked off the balance of the magazine into a white, French provincial desk. ‘I hate fucking French provincial,’ he screamed. He tried to trigger more mayhem but there was no more firepower. He hurled the Thompson impotently into a tall bamboo and glass stand, housing a rare collection of Chinese lacquerware. Susan. ” “Sail boats?” she said obliviously. “Yes sail boats, why are you surprised, sail boats are an older invention than cars miss. why are you saying it like it’s something new?” I said mysteriously, not letting her know if I was joking or if I was being serious. She seemed a little taken back and said, “No, I just meant that I did not know they were here already,” she said, feeling a little embarrassed. “Is there a huge rock over your apartment building?” I said jokingly, referring to the fact. It was our first time. I had met her on the Internet: Man age 65, looking for Woman 55-70, any body shape but no fatties. Interests: conversation, museums, travel, good restaurants, deep sea fishing, looking for stimulating friendship. Politics: liberal. Children: 2, none at home. She was: Woman age 68, looking for Man age 50-75, any body shape but no fatties. Interests: quiet evenings, wine, museums, dancing, crafts. Children: 3, none at home. Politics: conservative, looking for friendship and. Cheryl promised she'd give them a "Behind the Scenes" tape later.Bert, “Whut the hell are you doin’ Bernice!”Bernice, “Whut does it look like Bert, hell, I’m gettin’ fucked, Jesus! Go git yerself a sandwich and leave me alone til I’m dun gettin’ fucked!”Crew cracks up.Cheryl, laughing, "Cut!"Everyone regroups.Cheryl, "Action!"“Goddammit Bernice! Goddammit! I wunted some pussy after work.”“Yer just gonna have to wait til ol’ Elmer here is done with me!”“Goddammit!”“Yew should be used to me.