.In this spirit of excitement and mystery three single mothers and one single father come to the parking lot at almost exactly the same time, all bund...ling their kids inside together, and being approached by a Helpful sales Representative in the foyer. "Hello, welcome to 'The Toy Store', If you will come right this way we can get started on the N.D.A.s and wavier." Waiver?!?" Mrs Sharlene Bella Clearway, an African-American, 28 year old, widowed, mother of 3: exclaims clutching her children. He opens the back door and jumps out and runs. For a moment I was like, 'What the fuck?' when I heard the familiar police siren.HOLY SHIT!!!In complete fumbling panic I try to compose myself but I was too late. The back seat was completely filled with the bright blinding light of a policeman's flashlight. The I hear him say, 'You in the back seat, get out of the car slowly and keep your hands where I can see them. FUCK, my cum stained clitty is hanging out, my shorts are down around my knees.. .. awesome! She's too great at everything. And too beautiful. And, well, too darn busty! How am I supposed to compete?! She's better than me at everything!"Suddenly her anger turned to insecurity and she looked on the verge of crying.Alan swept her into her arms. She didn't resist his touch this time. As he hugged her tightly he said, "That's not true! There's one thing you're WAY better at than she is!" What's that?" Being Amy! You're the bestest, Amy-est Amy ever! I know that sounds silly,. "The what dance?" I questioned."The Sadie Hawkins dance. It's a freshman tradition. Since Mount SaintMary's is an all girl school we get to invite a boy to take us to thedance. You're coming, aren't you? You have to come. I wouldn't want togo if you're not there. I wouldn't have any fun without you around." Wow. I guess I forgot all about it. I wasn't really planning on going.Besides, I don't know any boys that well to ask them to take me to adance." How about Jason? You sure know him well.