"You have something to say, honey? It would be unheard of if youdidn't," I asked, feeling an evil grin emerge."Are you sure you're alright, mom? You a...ren't acting the way you usuallydo today." I feel fine, honey," I reassured her. "In fact, I feel better than Ihave in a long time." See? That's what I mean. You're usually 'stiffer' than this! What hasgotten into you, mother?" I think I just spent too much time with your Aunts, honey. Theirpersonalities are very addictive. Andromeda's was the. Let’s get a few basic facts first. What do you do for a living?”“I’m a window washer.” responded the patient.A day in the life of MacrosoftHi. My name is Sherman. I work at Macrosoft. I read something lately that said Macrosoft was “the technological equivalent of a sweatshop” and it bothered me. I want to set the record straight so I decided to record what I do on a typical day at work. I hope this will clear things up. Thank you.4:33 AM -- I woke up and put my pillow and blanket into the. This whole mess was really beginning to bug the hell out of me. A couple hours and a couple beers and I could usually nail just about any problem I ever had. But damn ! I didn't know what to do about this one. And the worst part of it was that I'd caused the entire thing myself. Pandora's box was open and I couldn't get it shut again.Wanda and I have been married a couple of years now. Second try for both of us. She's a totally amazing woman. My first marriage ended when I caught my wife in bed. A woman dressed as a witch asks Amy,"Who's that?"Amy replies, "It's my husband!" After the laughing dies down Amy says,"Isn't he cute? It was his idea. He spent all month getting everythingtogether for tonight."The witch then asks about the chains and the pacifier in my mouth, towhich Sara says, "Oh! That too was his idea!" Then to my totalembarrassment Amy lifts up my skirt showing my petticoat and rumbapanties and explains everything I have on underneath. The woman justlooks give me a smile,.