I can guarantee you that there are animals around here.”Worried, Pepper asked, “What will we do if something shows up?”Donny said, “If it’s ...small and furry, I suggest that you piss on it. If it’s big and dangerous, then we’ll kill it with our guns. If it’s between those two extremes, we’ll just hold a world conference to decide what to do.”Rose broke out laughing. She said, “I can just picture Pepper running around after a jack rabbit with his pants around his ankles trying to piss on. I felt insecure about it. Also, I agree with Saran because it’s your fantasy. From now on, don’t do this again.H: Let’s do it now.Me: you will call him again? Please don’t do it.H: I will do it with you.Me: Madharchod (Mother fucker)! Don’t make fun with me. I have seen you in the past, and you don’t know the process.H: Which process?Me: Fucking process. Look, I am tired. Let me get some good sleep. Tomorrow evening we need to go out.I came out of the shower and wore a blouse and a petticoat.. Pour us some more mudslides hun, Sabrina said to me- yes ma'am I said. When i said that ,Sabridna howled like a 30 year old cougar-"i like the sound of that" she purred- my stepmom only lauged.They kept feeding me sips here and there and before i knew it i was really feeling the mudslides- and had the 2 women laughing (not at me, i am just a naturally funny guy)Sabrina said "hey Tracy you still got that pipe of yours? Lets party!" "Ive got the pipe, but no weed " my tipsy stepmother said-"Well. "Slowly she unwound the makeshift bandages in which my body had been wrapped. I couldn't help but giggle as she worked."Why are you giggling?" I feel like an Egyptian mummy who is being de-mummified." Bless your stars that I probably won't need to reverse the process in order to bury you," she said with a smile.As she removed the final layer, I realize that I was stark naked. I made a futile attempt to cover my nudity and yelped at the pain that shot through my arm.Brianna grasped my arm and.