Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap,... and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.Common Sense was preceded in death,-by his parents, Truth and Trust,-by his wife, Discretion,-by his daughter, Responsibility,-and by his son, Reason.He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers;- I Know My Rights- I Want It Now- Someone Else Is To Blame- I'm A Victim- Pay me for Doing NothingNot many attended. ’ ‘So…so you’re saying there’s nothing you can do?’ Ann said. She felt sick. She thought Martin might be able to help her, but it didn’t sound that way. Martin shook his head. ‘Oh, no,’ he said, ‘I think there are things we can do. You could file a sexual harassment complaint against him, for example.’ ‘But what good would that do?’ Ann said. ‘He’ll deny it, and…’ She realized that if she filed a complaint, Mr. Lewis would probably use things he knew about her picking up men in bars against. "Another thing I am very keen on doing is staying in my lane." Ray wasn't like most black men I had met. He didn't use profanity a lot. Sure, some words came out of his mouth that made me laugh or cringe. He wasn't politically correct. That was a fact, and I could see why Jeff liked him. "Okay, so if you were going to give me a reason, slightly out of your lane," I said. It wasn't my plan to get between two grown men. "He did nothing to me, let's just say they haven't barked at me once," Ray. Deaglan,deep down he is a good boy,we beg you not to be too harsh with him,we know you have a job to do and we are very sure you are very good at it like Sr.Ethel here,but please take it easy on Chase,a stern talking to is what he needs," Chase snr said."Your son needs a good spanking and perhaps many strokes of the cane,and Bro.Deaglan will decide on the boy's punishment,not you Mr.James," the Abbot said,nodding his head at Sr.Ethel who brought the cane down and across the bare welt covered.