She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.I t...old her, that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.Here’s your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.Number Two IdiotEarly this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home.Shortly after they took it for a float on. "You gotta be kidding me!"She wasn't kidding me. Cindy snared my arm in hers, hustled me down thestairs and up on stage before the amassed throng on the dance floor. Theapplause and cheers were tumultuous. I looked around the stage at myfeet. Don't these things usually have a trap door? Won't they be kindenough to open it and let me drop out of sight? No such luck on eithercount."You're fine..." Cindy hissed in my ear.Easy for her to say; they won't be lynching her when they find out I'm. She didn't say anything, she just kept looking at the shoes. I ran my foot down her body till I reached her hips. Then, I ran my foot down her leg till I reached the end of her skirt. She looked up at me as I started to move my foot under her skirt. "No," she whispered, looking me straight in the eyes. I just kept moving my foot up her leg, then under her skirt. "No," she whispered again still looking me in the eyes. "Stop!" The tips of my toes tried to make their way between her closed legs. I. I pull Dee's mouth off my boobie and get my top back down while Tanya unlocks the door."Sorry," I say to the two chicks waiting to get in, "must have locked it by mistake." It's an obvious lie and they ain't buyin' it for a second, but I don't care.We're all three giggling like school girls as we leave the restroom. Then Dee gets up on her toes to whisper in my ear, "Let's get out of here. I'll do anything if you just take me home with you right now."That sounds too good to be true and.