“January 31st, 2014, babe. You know, I really hope that in the future society, we emulate Europe and put days before months. It’s far more logical.... Sorry that you’ll have to spend Valentine’s Day on the road, girls. Not the most romantic way to do it, certainly as even belated honeymoons go. Still, the sooner we get where we need to be, the sooner we’ll be able to ditch the nomad’s life for a more settled and civilized existence,” I observed, winning me kisses from my first three wives in a. Martha (in her broken English): “You have friend who want a maid? My friend needs job immediately.”Me: “I am sorry. I don’t know anyone who needs a maid.”Martha said “Ok” but I could see that she was disappointed as she left my condo.The next day, I was sitting at my computer and writing emails. I was interrupted by a knock at the door.I opened the front door and I said “Buenos Dias” to my visitor. My visitor responded, “Hello, my name is Carmen. I am Martha’s sister.”Carmen and Martha did not. ..After few weeks, one of the guys sent me an email from a friend whowas with my sister in Nigeria, telling me that there is a viral pic going onthe internet about my sister getting anal fucked by a black guy. Despite ignoringthis, I received a photo of this big black cock guy anal fucking my sister's tightasshole. As I was told, that was not her first black guy, she pulled a couple ofmore few days ago and fucked everyone of them. I was just like: "Wow, if this getsto our parents, she is. I realized where I was and that it was only a dream and smiled at her hysterical laughter. "Whew," I thought, "I am glad I was only dreaming." She finally started to settle down and I lay back down and tried to go back to sleep until she leaned over and whispered; "Since you so rudely woke me yelling about diapers, I think it's only fair that you help me to get sleepy again. Remember we are still on our honeymoon and, since I am already pregnant, it's too late to worry about any further.