He even threw lavish garden parties with spritzing rosy champagne and all the squirrels dancing the mashed potato. Life had never been better, Federic...o thought to himself.Wake up and smell the coffeeAt one such party Federico sat in a chair admiring his hard work these past months when suddenly something caught his eye in the far distance. He wrinkled his eyebrows and left his flaunting females in order to stand up straight and have a closer look at the phenomena. A tree, left to its own. I guess we're still teen-agers at heart. It does make me wonder, though, how much cross-pollination there was between our Mothers and us. I suspect, now that I'm older and wiser, there was much more than I suspected. Funny, every one of us has a refrigerator in the garage for the beer. Moms and Sons seem to always go to the garage to get beer, and it sure takes a long time to find it, I guess. No one mentions it. It just happens.We can have our monthly get-togethers because we all moved back to. ”“07. You shall care for your wife and her c***dren.”“08. You shall always wear a condom if your wife offers you sex.”“09. You can have sex with your wife if she asks you, and you must stop when she tells you.” “10. You must not speak in the presence of your wife and her lover unless asked to speak.”My hubby nodded. The she continued “Now, give your wife a kiss on her forehead” and he did so.“Montague”, Dr. Theo started “You are this couple’s Bull and your duty is to make her happy and. And they were all assholes, every last one of them.Neither Jack or his sons thought so of course, but ask anyone else andthat is what would be said about them (or worse).It hadn't started out that way (well perhaps Jack always was anasshole), but when Jack had been with his wife Linda, she had been agood thing for him, and he had shown only the best of himself whenthey were together. He had met her, courted her, and asked her tomarry him. She had said yes, even though no one else could figure.