He put on the same Jeans and T-shirt combo that matched every other outfitin his closet, except a certain puffy sleeved dress. After neglecting toshow...er, he strolled into the living room, and took a seat on the sofa, tobegin, what he'd hoped to be, a busy day watching television."Will!" his girlfriend Megan screamed, as she stepped out of the kitchen."What?!" he yelled back, never removing his eyes from the screen."How many times do I have to tell you to take out the garbage? It's beenpiling up. "Julie's waiting for you, Jon. God, we were a bunch of nincompoops not to have thought of this earlier! Just don't fall asleep, and come back when you're ready. Twin and I can't afford to be caught in bed together!"I slowly shut the door behind me, being careful to keep the click of the latch as soft as I could make it. Even though our Cardiff flatmates were behind closed doors, too much nocturnal movement might be noticed.My girlfriend was indeed waiting for me, her brilliant smile lighting up. She whinnied furiously and reared up on her hind legs trying to fend him off. ‘Run Walking Light! Run!,’ Light Heart screamed in a panic. Walking Light was near and dear to her and if anything happened to her, she didn’t know what she would do. Thankfully, she rode bareback and didn’t have a saddle or reins on Walking Light for the other man to grab. Walking Light could sense the danger her mistress was in and seemed to refuse to go without her. Furiously, she tossed her head to and fro,. “We have become incredibly close and loyal to each other and we have become better crooks. Better because we only target evil people. We’re not Robin Hoods. We steal for ourselves but we only steal from vile people.” She laughed. “You might call us ethical villains. Our names are a small joke, references to the devil because our crime is more devilment. The people I cheated at cards? One, in London, was an arms dealer, the other, in Le Touquet, a blood diamond dealer and human trafficker..