Toh maine kaha isme bhabhi ka bura man ne ya roothne ki kya jaroorat hai kyunki tum bahut mehanati ladke ho or mehanat se peeche nahin hat te ho tum e...k din acha kama lo ge. Tab woh chup ho gaya. Main samjh gaya k baat kuch or bhi hai..miane use kaha k bhaiya aap ne mujhe bhai kaha hai or ab aap mujhe se hi baat chippa rahe hai .tabusne kaha nahi ajay aisi baat ni hai per kuch baatein parde mein rahein toh achi hai…main use samjhaya k agar aap problem ko share nahin karo ge kisi k satth toh woh. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.’ --Ethan, 7 years old‘I give Dad’s beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.’ --Shirley, 7 years oldAND THE BEST RESPONSE‘My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn’t make any sense.’ --Jack, 7 yearsAn old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From. “Patience Lightning Bug, tomorrow is soon enough for we have need of the ship’s surgeon to ready you for these and for the earring and he’s occupied this afternoon.” Tinkerbelle carefully returned the gold to the velvet bad and tied its cord about her slender neck. “Tomorrow then.” “Thank you my wonderful Master!” The next day after her morning meal, Hook entered his cabin followed by Doctor Parks and a Willy, his cabin boy. Willy bore an oaken Apothecary chest fill of vials and instruments.. Mummy as usual panty nahi paheni thi… usne mummy ke gahene nahi utara tha… usne mummy ke bilkul saaf gori chut ko dekh ke bilkul pagal ho gaya…wo bola “ isse pahele maine kabhi bina jhant wali chut nahi dekha wo bhi itni gori… saali kya lagati hai yahan pe hindu brahmin raand saali.” Mummy uske baat pe muskura rahi thi.. aur boli ke ye aap ke liye hi hain… jo chahe kijiye…usne aab apna lungi utar diya aur 10 inch ka kaala saap jaisa lund mummy ke hath me pakda diya aur bola chus ise kutti ...
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