Ryan felt bad. Will was as much of a mama's boy as Ryan had been, "wearing his heart on his sleeve," as their dad said."I'm sorry, I didn't mean it li...ke that. I just, I don't know. Well, who does she like?"He shrugged. "I don't know! Alex told her I still liked her but she said she didn't know who she liked. It's not fair. How can I get her to still go with me?"Ryan sighed, shaking his head. "You can't. I mean you just have to make it so she wants to go out with you." How do I do that?" Treat. I missed that crazy old man. He was the only family I’d ever known.I stepped into the shower to freshen up before getting to work. “Why do I still bother with this stupid job anyway,” I thought to myself while washing my hair. “Thanks to dad, I’ve got enough money for two lifetimes.”My father was a grade-A womanizer. There’s no telling how many brothers and sisters I actually have. I’ve never met any because Doug was excellent at not being found by his numerous conquests. My mother was an. It lead me to experiment with my own anus when I was alone. First, I must tell you that she really enjoyed douching herself before we had anal intercourse. Once she was clean she would ask me to watch and she would fill her anus with hot water with a hose attached to the shower and would let out deep moans as she let the water rush from her backside. So, one time when I was alone, not dating anyone, and feeling really horny I decided to try douching myself and seeing if I could fit a cucumber. I guess he ran my plates and license before he figured out it wasn’t me they were looking for.” “Did he give you a ticket?” “No, he just gave me a warning.” Lovingly, I stretched out my arms and hugged him tight. The moisture between my legs caused me to make the first move. I took his face into my hands and kissed him long and hard. As he accepted my kiss, he offered his tongue, which I quickly took. Once we broke our embrace he smiled but didn't utter a word. Seeing that I wanted him, he slid.