Aren't you interested in why I think we need to let him go?" I've been grooming Ted to take over for him. Ralph gave us a lot of good years. He hasn't... been the same man since Connie left him. I think he drinks too much now, and probably spends most of his time and energy brooding." I like Ted, too. When are you going to make the change?" I was going to talk to Ralph tomorrow about taking an early retirement. I don't think he'll put up too much of a fight. He knows he hasn't been at his best.. .. I wonder what she would find if she checked your page history?”“Oh my god, Andy, don't say anything to her, please? Okay, you were right, I was looking at porn, but no, it's not anything I'm proud of, and definitely not anything I want you to watch with me. It's kinda embarrassing, actually.”“I won't tell on you, Ashley.” Andy said, smiling reassuringly. “Not if you agree to let me hypnotize you. I learned how to do it in college this year, and I wanted you to volunteer, but if you don't. "Its that inflatable bladder thing, it filled me, but it leaks," she said, "It's still in there, sorry." It's not your fault, it's your groom's fault." he said angrily."No she asked Jen for a new one but Jen said I wasn't worth bothering with," Sandy admitted, "Let me," she said and she gently teased the seven inch long rubber bladder with a bicycle schrader valve fitting on the end from deep inside her, "Horrible thing!" Yuck," Andy agreed."It's lovely when is hard but," Sandy said."I guess,". Prick.“Take down that ad, now,” I said through gritted teeth. On the other end, he laughed mockingly. “I have been fielding questions all morning, from people who have seen that ad, thinking I am interested in random sex hookups or certain sexual acts. I am not. Take down that ad, and my information.”“How many people have called?”“I can’t believe I ever told you about that,” I said mournfully.“Well you did, so deal with it.” The phone clicked and then the line went silent.I threw my phone down.