I took the tube and spread a little dab on her asshole; I could feel her tense up. "Ohh don't worry yet this is just a start." And I gently and slowly... inserted the tip of the lube into her, "Easy honey easy, nothing going to happen right now." When I had the applicator past her sphincter muscle, I gave a squeeze to the tube and got at least an inch of lube inside her. Then I slowly removed the tube. "See, that wasn't so bad." With the lube that was still on the outside, I gently massaged her. I walked over to her, held out my hand and like an idiot said, "Good morning my name is Charlie, but please call me Chally."She was so taken back by this approach, she held out her hand and in a very upper class snobby English accent said "Marjorie, Lady Marjorie Smith-Johnson, where am I?"With a sense of blasé I said" Welcome to England sometime in the past." Impossible!" was the snobby reply."No it is true Marjorie, you just passed through a time warp. Why were you driving so slow when you. "I shook his hand while hugging his daughter with my free one. "It would have been easier if I'd done it from the start." Hindsight."I nodded, my cheek rubbing Robbie's."Now if you don't mind, take my daughter upstairs if you want to ravish her."My eyes opened wide. He'd always ignored my physical relationship with Robbie, not encouraged it."I have company coming, and you two aren't exactly the welcome mat I have in mind." Yeah, Ashley Burke," Robbie added with more than a trace of venom."I. 30am ko aunty ka sms aga ke me subaha 7.00 ko unase unake ghar milu kyu ki unake husband pune gaye hua the me khush ho gaya or subaha 6.00am ko utaha kar tayar ho gaya or thik 6.45 ko aunty ke ghar [ahuch gaya aunty soii hui thi mene jese hi bell bajaya wo utha gayi or door khola wo bahut sexy lag rahi thi unhone pink colour ki meksi pahani hui thi mujhe dekh kar wo muskura uthi or mujhe andar aane ke liye kaha mere anadar aate hi wo door ke saare locks laga diye or bathroom me face wash karne.