" My wife's comment madethem hysterical.I went and got their drinks and told them that dinner would be twentyminutes. I was close to tears, which th...ey noticed. The onlyconsolation for me was the knowledge that all their comments would bereplayed to cause them more embarrassment than it would me.At the promised time I escorted them to the dining room, helping each ofthem into their chairs. After they had their meals in front of them,Jessica told me that I was to make myself available on. My aunt went up to her room, i was sleeping on the couch for the weekend cause my cousins room was a fuckin mess, never kept it clean even when he was not around. im watching the game and my aunt comes down for a drink she has on a white tank top no bra, and little tight short boy shorts. she got her drink and asked me if i was ok sleeping there, im like is ok not great but it will do, she said well come upstairs and watch a movie with me get a drink and some pop corn and we can relax, so i go. A relationship. I’ve got time for sex, obviously!”“Really!?” said Katie with a smirk.“Ummm… you know.”“I think I do!” she said, with incredulity.I flushed with embarrassment from my faux pas.“I think it’s probably time for lunch,” said Katie.“Yes, good thinking. Lunch. Well, I’ll be seeing you later then.”I turned and left her office, hoping that she was checking out my bum.I was a bit fuzzy for the rest of the day, beyond excited for the forthcoming conference. I knew it was work but at the. I tried to push it aside.“Rick, your wife is absolutely amazing! That whole experience was incredible… except maybe the part about getting my balls crushed. But given how it ended up, I’d still do it again, although I think maybe I’d nominate Troy’s balls for destruction the next time around.”Troy pushed me good-naturedly. “Thanks a lot! Some friend you are… I guess I do owe you one for taking one for the team though, don’t I?”“At least one. You’re sure you’re okay with all this, right, Rick?.