. UMPH!Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UMPH!"This goes on for the whole hour.Later, back at the bar, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did ...it go?"The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection."The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?I couldn't get on the bed!This one is compliments of John from the land down underWhat should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?Go for the juggler!This one is compliments of eloIt was a. We sat (or lay), quietly for a half hour or so, slowly drinking the wine and listening to the music. Bri was curled up on the other sofa, Glyn pouring herself another glass, she was covered up, not by design but covered up none the less. I could see a half of a rising mound of one breast and I started to wish for the collar to slip back and reveal more. I put my hand on her foot in my lap, stoking and rubbing it absentmindedly as I thought about making love to her again, tasting her sweet pussy. You know,some people are just never happy with the gifts bestowed on them.* * * Answered PrayersAs featured in Girls Will Be Boys, and Boys Will Be GirlsTiny little droplets, trickled down my cheek and I stared up at thestatue of the goddess begging her to answer my prayers. If the Aesir wereso powerful why wouldn't they grant my simple appeal? I would think she,of all the gods, would be the most sympathetic to my plight, but I guessthe worries of a simple mortal like myself were beneath her. I really fucked up and had gotten myself into this mess. I should have just gone to work and stopped fucking my boyfriend. It was too late now. I was already my stepfather's whore. I went upstairs to get ready. I now knew my stepfather had lost his mind. I couldn’t believe he was going to make me dance nude at a club tonight. I know how to dance and do gymnastics, but never on a stage for a bunch of horny men and women. I just shook my head and went into the bathroom to start a bath. I was a.