"Nobody told me there were bears in this park!" Don't worry, Sandy, they're nocturnal," said Mark, not veryreassuringly. "And Kath, you can't outrun a... bear, you know." I know that," she told him, "I only have to outrun Sandy!" Now do you guys see what kind of friends I have?" I asked in my bestpoor-me voice. "She'd let wild animals eat me! Whatever happened tosacrificing your life for others?" That's exactly what you'd be doing for us, Sandy. Dying so we couldlive! Guys, don't you think Sandy's. ”“Okay, smile-ripples, that's a nice way of thinking about them. Still, you can't come up with a silly way of explaining each of the weathered cracks that my face has etched in it. I concede the 'laugh-lines', but I think you have met your match.”“Actually that's not on the inspection sheet.”“It's not? Why not?”“Technically, it's on the pillowcase, not the sheet; besides that, it was a full body inspection, so above the neck doesn't count. Besides the biggest sex organ you have is blessed. Meri umar 37 he. Me ek beta aur ek beti ke ma hun. Meri husband ek private farm me kam karte he. Unka umar 41 he. Me bahut khubsurat hun. Meri patli kamar he aur breast ke size 36 he. Me jab market jatahun to sab mereko ghum ghumke dekhte he. Mereko meri husband boltehen ki mera body bahut sundar he. Meri husband bahut free and frank he. Sex karneka time o unka dostoke wife ko sochte hen aur unke bareme gandi gandi bate karte he. Mereko unke dosto ke bareme sochnekeliye boltehen. Lekin mereko. It’s the worst job ever. I fucking hate it. I thought at least I could have internments sucking me off under the desk. Damn Gropey Dill Mitten and his carrot stick up the cooter ways! Ruined it for everyone!The hell could I do to get impaired?Washed up psychos, broken down dopey TV hacks, nut jobs, Miss Piggly, Crazy Hootenanny, Princess Pocahochas, Sleezy Joke, Sneaky Diana and Slimeball John Blomey, these losers after me every day and the idiots still can’t figure out how to fire me, even.