Which included everything a woman does when preparing to be fucked by her lover. Trimmed the bush, shaved the legs, douched the pussy, lotioned the sk...in, (i helped) and put on a nice set of lace, cheek cutting panties, and a matching bra. The final touch was a blue cotton sundress. The meeting was to be at 8 oclock, and she planned to be home by 11 00 with a fresh fucked, cum filled pussy, and a load in her stomach! At 8:15 I got a text from Stacey saying they had a few drinks at the bar and. I mean it.”Her eyes were as big as dinner plates as she finally realized that I was serious and intended to do exactly what I said I wanted to do for her. “But ... I’ve ... I don’t ... I can’t afford ... you don’t want to buy ... But... “Why???”“Because you are special and I want you to be as happy as you can be. If a new SUV helps make you happy, then we will go buy it for you. If you ask again, the answer is, ‘Because it made me happy. That’s why.’” It took some time but Ann Marie finally. I got quite a surprise. She was lying on her bed completely nude with her eyes closed while rubbing her nipples and clit with her right hand. "Ohhh Peter, I need you so much," she whispered to the air. I took that as a come-on and walked over to the bedside. Standing there watching her getting herself off was so exciting. I felt my cock start to stand up and wanted to take over for her and bring her to orgasm with my fingers first and then to fuck her silly. She slowly opened her eyes, and. Hands are already in the air.Lutherans: Change?!?!?!?!?!Mennonites: At least 15. One to change the bulb and 3 or 4 committees to approve the change. Oh, and a casserole.Mormons: 5. One man to change the bulb and 4 wives to tell him how to do it.Pentecostals: 10. One to change the bulb and 9 to pray against the spirit of darkness.Presbyterians: None. God has predestined when the lights will go on and off.Roman Catholics: None. They use candles.Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either.