2000 pounds of Chinese Soup: Won Ton.4. The time between slipping on a peel and hitting the pavement: Bananosecond.5. Weight a televangelist carries w...ith god: A Billigraham.6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knotforlong.7. 365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer: 1 Lite Year.8. Half a large intestine: 1 semicolan.9. 1,000,000 aches: A megahurts.10. Basic usint of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower.11. The shortest distance between 2 jokes: A straightline.12. 2000. Idly she noticed her stop being passed by, before the pain of her ass being forced to take its very first cock blinded her.In, out, in out, she was used by what seemed to be an ever pumping piston. Her ass was torn up with the intensity, her shit forced into her, even as some flew out from the force and speed of the cock in her. Her cunt was thankfully vacant, for a few minutes while her ass was brutalized. Suddenly she was forced to spin around, and shoved onto the ground. In front of her. Her red hair, he shining eyes, and her ...(thwap!) Something hard landed on his head and he jumped up brushing his hair thinking some seagull had just shit on him. But his hands were clean. He looked around at this lunch, now on the grass and his water bottle tipped over and spilling slowly out on the bench. There was also something else...there was, a device?It looked like a step counter, or a kitchen alarm clock? It had a tiny LCD screen and three keys on it. It might be a kind of "pager",. She asked if I had plans for the day, and told me that she would be moving out of her parents' to an apartment she had just rented. The day before she had already told me that she was temporarily staying with her parents after a very painful and complicated breakup. She also told me that my truck would be ideal because it meant she would only need a single trip and that I wouldn't have to do anything but drive because she had also asked a couple of friends to help her with her stuff.The truth.
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