.promised to hook one of these arty farty types with a big black guy ... never mind that i was of medium height and build .. my bespectacled demeanor ...far from the Mandingo she was looking for .. Yep, there's a saying in hollywood ... "They either wanna fuck of they wanna FUCK you " .... . and this was unknown to me at the time .. my plight as it were. Leslie had starred in a couple of C movie pics, was blond, frighteningly thin and had one of those fucked up page boy, Ellen De Generes hair cuts. Bigger with stripes! Wasn't C not enough for you?..." Jeff shoota hurt look at his mom. "Oh sorry, I didn't mean it like that! I am nottrying to make fun of you... It's just, how did you become a girl then?" I tried to wish me back into a boy, but it didn't work. That's when Ishouted I didn't want to be a boy with breasts!" Jeff let her cute littlehead hang, waiting for her mom to burst out laughing. Instead she foundherself drawn into a soothing embrace. Her mom pulled her head against. There is a problem in our parents room doors that..It is difficult to lock the door..As lock always gets jammed and we have only 2 bath rooms one in the hall and one our room. There’s no bath room for our parents…On the last day of my parents absence I thought of watching some porn videos in my parents room. So I took my pants off and thrown in my room took laptop and went to parents room thinking that no one’s there and started masturbating..And my sister was in our room bathing..She shouted. ?She smiled broadly, and said, "God, thanks. I was starting to suffocate." (This was the mid 90s, before no-smoking-anywhere laws began popping up.)We walked two blocks to the nearest beanery, and continued our previous conversations over cappuccini. I learned she was a CPA, a graduate of a blood-rival of my own alma mater, and very sensitive about her height. She had agreed to go with me for coffee, she said, because I had looked her in the eyes, and not in the chest.We both blushed a little.