"I would sure love to hear it." Please Captain, it was purely an accident I assure you." He began."When we accelerated to jump speed I was thrown back... against the PortCrystal Chamber. I felt it happening but couldn't stop it. Honestcaptain." What are you talking about?" I was confused."Your friend here is a Phase Spider. Before transporters andinterstellar craft they would have to form a link with where ever theywanted to go. Only this time he managed to link you all along with himinto this. "Mrs Gordon actually runs the show, Corporal. Keep on the right side of her!" Mrs Gordon gave me a slight smile, a firm handshake, and a look that somehow made feel like a bullock at a cattle market.On that first day Captain Plume had given me a wide ranging introduction to the recruitment policy of the army."Up until quite recently the recruiting office staff made the decision whether or not to enlist a volunteer. When you enlisted you probably took the Queen's Shilling in your local. She asked if I had any condoms and I told her back in my room. She just smiled and said that there was no need to leave because she came prepared. She when to the bath room and came back with a condom ready for use. She sucked me a little more to get me nice and hard then put on the condom. We began missionary then she asked if I could do her doggie? Without even giving it a second thought we moved into the doggie position, one which I did not get into at home. We fucked for a while then. The only explanation I could find for such a record of failure was poor leadership.The Wolverines were lucky to have Coach Caffrey. Eastern adjoins our school district. If I lived a few miles to the northeast, I would have attended their high school. I wouldn't have been fielding athletic scholarship offers if I lived there. I probably wouldn't even have played football if I'd had to put up with a record like theirs.College football featured two premium games that Saturday afternoon. #3 USC was.