“All of it was true and you know it but really I still don’t understand why I put my number on the letter. I am still shocked you called me and as...ked for a date.”I explained to Zelda, “Dad had gone to her house to cuss her out then saw her and fell in love. He called her the next day and asked her out. History began on that date.” Mom and Dad ordered then Mom asked, “When is the wedding?”Elizabeth was stunned by the question and stammered, “I, I, have to talk to Mom first. She does not know. “Let’s go!”He barked his disappointment, but soon chased up the rear nonetheless.My time estimate of two days might have been a little off based on our tremendously slow start. First, it took forever to get the cattle to the riverbank. I don’t know if it was the men’s fucking inexperience or the stubbornness of our goddamned cows, but either way it pissed me off.Second, and even more annoying, three of our Mexican drovers disappeared for most of the morning. Carlos explained they’d gone off. " The MC handed large, wooden paddles to the four semi-finalist winners. Target noticed that Big Momma was taking a position behind her. "Hit in sequence," instructed the MC. "At the end of the sequence, the audience will count the swat. The audience will also keep track of which hit they thought was the strongest and will vote at the end to see which winner gets an additional $100 for the strongest arm." Ready," the MC asked.In response the paddles began swinging. Splat, splat, splat,. Willing to oblige, and loving how she tasted I plunged my tongue in as deep as it would go, lapping around her labia, licking up and down, enjoying the taste and the reaction I was getting from LeAnn. LeAnn placed her right hand behind my head and pushed down as she began grinding herself into my face, making guttural sounds proclaiming her enjoyment. If I had known any better back then I would have continued my ministrations and probably would have witnessed a truly awesome orgasm – but I was.