Having no idea what bug might be up her ass, I wasn’t looking forward to it but I did as requested. When I walked in her office, she was there with ...a lady younger than either of us. This woman was a knock-out! Long, thick, dark hair, soft brown eyes, full and tantalizing lips, and a body that screamed things to my anatomy that shouldn’t have been being heard. “This is Deanne,” said Sheila, my manager. “She’s the new Corporate Director.” Deanne and I shook hands and smiled at each other but it. She showed up and changed to go out and damn if she didnt dress to kill. I knew she had a good figure but wow. I later found out she was a 34D-25-35 I would have never guessed and was trying my best to figure out why she was going out with me. I’m 6ft about 190lbs blue eyes and graying hair and beard just avg. looks and well avg everything. We didnt go far and ended up eating at the hotel I was staying cause they had good food. The storm got worse and we either had to call it a night early or. " he said. "What are you" I asked the creature.He looked himself over and said, "ohh, I am suppose to be a Satyr." he said and without stopping for me to ask what the hell that is he said, "Look I know you students like to express yourselves with your costumes but you are going to freeze out here in no clothes!" I looked down at my almost naked body, it was true, I had only my socks on underware on. At the time I had been embarrassingly discovered by my father that was all I was wearing. . Since I am now almost 53 years old, I decided to get a club membership to get myself back in shape. It took me over a year, but nowadays, when Lisa and I go out together; we get the usual, "You look like sisters" line. She is taller, but I have bigger boobs. It's good to be the Queen!When I called Richard, Lisa asked me to. She told me that she had a crush on him for a very long time. I tried to tell her how inappropriate it was for a niece and an uncle to be seen together.That really wasn't.