" It's better than graduating with a major in English Lit. I'm glad she switched. Now she can hope to get a decent job. When's she coming back?" She s...aid that she wants to stay in town for a few days, so I'm supposed to take a U-haul over on the 12th."What do you want to do for our second anniversary?" You're supposed to surprise me with something romantic." Just be glad I remembered were married. I'm a guy, it's difficult." I still want my fairytale wedding." In fairytales the streets don't. Afterward, they’re both laying there, staring at the ceiling.The old man is thinking, “Gosh, if I had known she was a virgin, I would have been more careful with her.”The old lady is thinking, “Geez, if I had known he could get it up, I would have taken off my pantiesA teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised.She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why. As soon as i seem them i couldn't stop watching, he was eating her out like you had done to me that morning, just rubbing his head back and forth, and sucking her clit, she was begging him to more and he was fucking her with is tongue, she grabbed his head and and was pushing it up and down, and telling to lick her cunt and fuck her with that magic tongue. i was getting pretty excited myself, and slid my hand under my bathing suit, fingering my clit while i watch them, she was nicely tanned,. Eli jumped up from the table and spilled his coffee.“All of you are my women and all of you have my kids, and we’re all going. Don’t you know how much I love all of you? I’d never leave one or two of you and go somewhere like this. We’ll have the best time in our lives and we’ll have done what I promised Mary we’d all do before she passed,” Eli said, as he walked around the table, kneeling between Catt and Eva.“Eli, I’m sorry I said that. I was just afraid.”“Eva, you have no reason to be.