So I hung up the phone, got dressed and left to get my drunk mother. As I walked into the station, mom jumped up and screamed, "DONNY!". She stumbled... over, threw her arms around my neck and passed out cold! I signed what I needed to sign and carried mom out to the car. I st****d her in the passenger set and started for home. We didn't go 2miles when she threw up all over herself. I thought to myself, 'This night just keeps getting better and better.'. Truth is, it did get better.I pulled. We got to the house at 6 o'clock, and dragged ourselves out of the car and up the back steps to the kitchen. I was spending the night, as I had the last three Saturday nights. We took our boots off at the back door and left them outside on the porch. Mrs. Chaney ordered us to touch nothing or go nowhere but straight up to David's room and get out of our dirty clothes. We were not even to sit down on the bed. One look at us would explain why."You take Dad's shower," David said wearily. He leaned. She has been gathering information that has caused the death of many of your brethren since the invasion. You will save many lives with her death." How did you find this woman?"This is information one only shares with allies. We have not come to that arrangement. Until then you will have to be satisfied with our gifts." He pointed to the money. "Are they not substantial?"Yes, but we still wonder why.'"Ah, finally we come to the heart of the matter. We feel the Americans are trying to take over. I couldhear a boy a bit older than me whisper to his mum that I was the boy fromthe commercial. His mum smiled and told her son that I was a girl, not theboy from TV. The older boy whispered that he could see the bulge in mypanties... a bulge that girls do not have. I was now blushing thinkingthat lesson number one as a girl is to keep legs together when you arewearing a skirt.I was confused when I was speaking with the doctors. He was explaining howmy body would transition from being a boy's.