I say, “When someone has ten armed guards in his front yard, you can bet they know when someone with a gun enters the property. By informing them an...d letting them check you, we’re proving we’ve no evil intentions and nothing to hide.” Lisa and Janey look at me again. I can see they’re wondering how I knew the staff are armed.We’re shown into a large lounge room and Janey immediately runs across the room into the arms of an elderly man. She says, “Gramps, thanks for seeing us at such short. " So, we are almost forgotten?" Jón, that was my history that I learned before I was brought here. The changes have already begun. In the new history that has begun to unfold, Frisia will be at least as famous as Rome. Now, those who follow will see stone statues made of you and your father in your honour. People for many thousands of years will know all about you." Why?" I am here to help you bring about even more change. We will make terrible weapons that kill many Romans and Gauls. History. The first is that I seem to attract mentally unstable people like flies to honey. Luckily, I've learned to stay away from them, and thankfully my current girlfriend is a normal, sane human being. This is where the second problem comes in. "What second problem? Didn't you just say your girlfriend is normal?" you might be asking. Yes, she is, and she's amazing and I love her. Here's the problem though.She's too nice. A lot of the girls I've been with have been too nice to slap me around a bit.. Lisa? What? Its only a handy. Whats wrong with that? I had to repay for last night. That was the best thing ever. She picked up the pace. I straightened up, and grunted. I was close. Shit, Shfunearlythere. She slowed down gradually, and stopped. She pushed me to the back of the shower, and bent over. She wanted to fuck. Lisa, are you sure? Do you trust me? Fuck you. Honestly? Have you had sex before? No. Well its gonna hurt then. Did you break yourself already? Maybe. With a vibrator. And Im.