She said any minute now. I said shouldn't you get dressed. She said I'm greeting them just like this. She said Everytime anyone of them has come over ...I've always greeted them wearing only stockings. I said you have had sex with all three guys? She said yes but not all at once. She said I'm going to try to do a double and give head all at once. I said you and I have never done anal. She said I know but I love having my ass stretched. So you have had anal I asked. She said yes just not with you.. Life goes on. I was doing well in the business. I had all the work I could handle. Funny how popular the spying business had become. My services were in demand. I have my armed forces training to thank for the education. I lost my love but gained a profession.It was about a month and a half after my brother's wedding when I received a call. I said hello and heard a woman's voice, "Jerry, is that you?" Oh, my God, it was Jenny."Yes, Jenny, it's me. What's the matter? Is there a problem?" No, on. The statement surprised me. I looked at her in puzzlement. She just arched one eyebrow higher and continued to look at me."Okay," I said. "Once upon a time there were three little pigs..." Very funny," she smirked. "Tell me about your divorce and the reasons for it Mr. Conrad. Time is money. I don't want to waste either yours or mine, but it's very unlikely that I'll be taking your case."My shoulders slumped and I started telling her the long drawn out tale of my marriage to Melinda. When I got. Fair is fair, and now I'd like to share a story in which a woman 'took me for the team.' It was the early 2000's. A buddy of mine was first dating a girl and I went out with them and this girl's friend. The girl's friend was turned off (or intimidated) by my intellect. I forget what she said to her friend or how it was re-packaged for my ears, but after this first outing she did not hook up with me because she thought I was too much of a brain (or some such crap). I was not overly attracted to.