5 ounces of cum. So I looked up the previous record. I fucking beat it by a long shot!! And the whole world knows!!! I’m a fucking slut!! I take my ...binoculars and look at my other neighbor’s window, on their TV, their watching me!! The other neighbors are too!! Now I thought, might as well protect my title. As I licked out the jug I walked outside. I knock door to door offering free blowjobs and pussy lickings. Some gave me money, others I had to pay them! This time I had the glass and did. I said, "Hi, my Chuck is name, I mean, my name is Chuck." I must have turned beet red, I was so embarrassed. But she was very kind and said, "I'm pleased to meet you, Chuck." Then she asked, "Are you new here, too?" I told her that I was in fact new to this company. Then the chairman called the meeting to order and we all took our seats. Fortunately, my seat was next to hers. The meeting was short and sweet, and we were all paired off into teams. My luck was still holding, as Lila and I were. When I have finished the program, he squeezes my leg up by my knee and rubs back toward my groin. He gets to my boner and stops and rubs my erection and says "oh my, what have we here?"I reach over and latch onto his bulge, give I it a quick rub, chuckle and say "seems like we both have boners".He says "let's pull down our pants and have a look shall we?"We each lift our bums off the piano bench and pull our pants and underwear down. He has a long thin cut cock and like me, he is erect. His. I can't just...." I know. You're beautiful and rare. My favorite two things."He leaned in again. "No," I said in a stronger voice.He cocked his head. "Are you sure?" he asked, just like he had in the library two years before.I nodded."That is a real pity."He backed away. Then he turned and left my apartment. The next time I heard his name was eight years later.#Of course, the library wanted me to stay to authenticate the Gutenberg. Of course, I agreed.Michael left me alone three whole days. I.