She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. She complained and criticized ...everything and everyone throughout the process.When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store.The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."The judge then asked why she had done it.She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."The judge asked how many peaches were in. She asked why? I sat I'll set on my balls. Well I'll have to come up with something else she said. But not really having them removed I studered. She said we will see.Over the next week I kept thinking that she would actually have me castrated just to win Man's contest. The party was getting closer and I commented to her that if she was really going to have me castrated that I'd need time to heal. She very passionately kissed me and said you leave that up to me. She knew I was in a constant. “She can stay in the spare room” she said, and I (acting reluctant) agreed.Later on that night, Mandy caught me alone and whispered “Are you two going to have sex tonight?” I was caught off guard “I don’t know” I said. “Well, I want to watch” she said with an impish grin. “OK, I’ll leave the door open a tiny bit” I said, “but you’ll have to be very quiet!”Later on, after saying goodnight, we all went to bed, and I left the door open, just a tiny bit, and climbed into bed.The thought of putting. I almost start to believe that I'm at the wrong house, but the the number sixty-nine shines golden above the door. A weight of disappointment crushes my chest."I'm here for Laura." I ask as politely as possible with my teeth grinding together, and my knuckles itching."Who are you, can I ask?" he responds.I start to smell the cigarettes on him, and in turn, my impatience grows."You can ask, but you need to bring my sister right now." I say, still keeping my cool."Right. Laura, babe, your.