"Mom was quiet for a long time, and I thought I might have offended her.Then she said, "What a novel idea. I haven't had a man in my bed since your fa...ther died. Are you sure you won't mind?" No," I said. "I don't think he'd mind either, but I don't know how to broach the subject with him. Any suggestions?"Mom nodded. "Before you get married, sit down with him and tell him the truth about us. Be honest, don't be ashamed and answer any questions he asks. Also talk, really talk, about the kind of. Did you find what you were looking for?" No I didn't, well not what I could afford anyway."I turned to my wife. "Betty, would you keep John occupied? I want to see if I can help Sophia with a deal. You can talk shop," I paused, "or something. Come Sophia, tell me which model you like. I have been known to give a discount to a pretty woman." I took her arm and headed for a bench that was conveniently near. This left John and Betty puzzling over my words and actions.As I sat down Sophia looked at. Rinku said that she has learnt to make a special Ayurvedic oil from her late Ayurvedic Doctor father, she will bring that special oil from her village, after which his cock will start to grow bigger and stronger.He too took a firm promise from her and gave her a reward of 500 rupees.The next day, according to the promise, she brought a very smelly oil and said that after using this Oil he will have to take a bath. He said - I do not know how to use this oil Rinku you have to come. That’s what I went into criminal law for, I remind myself. I’m even working out strategies in my mind for defending Hugo’s poor stutterer before I shake my­self out of it.And it took a caveman to show me!I do need to get back to the law. And I will. Hugo and Irving are right, and my God how weird is it to think of them in the same breath, as it were. But each one in his way said the same thing.And when I look at it objectively, as I haven’t been able to until now, I agree with them. That.