We get to fuck and suck like mad." Everyone likes to fuck and suck," Dan admitted."You think we're the only people who go in for kinky fun?" Ned asked.... "Why do you see so many closed curtains in the evenings? People are too up-tight to admit to themselves how much fun incest could be. That doesn't mean they aren't trying all sorts of other private stuff: guys parading around in women's clothes, people pissing in each other's mouths, stuff like that. Sex is sex. If you dig it, do it." I guess. She also hinted that Daddy gave Mr. Reynolds something special to hold for me. You should probably have Tracey call her to get better numbers." Okay, I'll call Antonio's and cancel, and then I'll call Trace." Thanks, John. I sure hope Momma's not up to something. She's still not happy with us dating." I guess she doesn't like you robbing the cradle," I joked.Missy giggled. "Yeah, right. You're what, two months younger than me? Robbing the cradle: next you'll be calling me an 'old maid'." Well,. Women seemed to get the short end of the stick on things involving sex.“I agree with Jessup,” her publicist said. “I think it would help her as long as it’s done right. I don’t think we admit that there was actual sex, but play the ‘we don’t talk about things like this’ card.”“And then tell them a lot of steamy details,” Frank said.“Exactly. Build the sizzle, but hide the bacon, so to speak.”Everyone groaned at that one.“So what do we do?” I asked.“I’ve been thinking about this,” Frank began.. Would I find out some day? In the meantime, Granddad and animals would have to do. What would Mom say if I asked to suck Dad? And what would Dad say? In the meantime I was in the barn in an expectant aroused condition. I was already shivering and hot.I sat on a hay bale in the back of the barn in anticipation of what might happen. I didn’t have to wait long. I could hear the goats outside making fucking noises and into the barn walked Mr. Donkey…probably wanting a snack…I made little.