- SocratesI was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.- Groucho MarxMy wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she... stops to breathe.- Jimmy DuranteI have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.- Zsa Zsa GaborOnly Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.- Alex LevineMy luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.- Rodney DangerfieldMoney can't buy you happiness. Firstly he couldn't get hard, and then that he couldn't ejaculate. Of course the more he tried, the more panicked he became and the worse it got and he ended up completely unable to perform.Even in the private sector you don't get help to provide your sample. They don't have a masseuse on call. Perhaps that's extra. He said sometimes when they were trying to conceive naturally, he had the problem. He saidit was very difficult to just do it to order, whenever the fertilty was high. I stifled a. Johnny wrote the Realtor a check and told him to call him when he could move in. Two weeks later the Realtor arrived at his motel and presented Johnny with the deeds and the keys. Johnny called for his phone installation and all the rest of his utilities. After taking care of that chore, he walked into an interior decorators shop that had one person there, the owner. She was an older lady, probably about fifty five or so, but when Johnny told her what he wanted, she immediately went to work. He. . At breakfast, Abi still looked half asleep, but Mum was her usual chirpy self and even Dad seemed pretty lively for first thing in the morning. I kept wondering if he was giving me and Abi the odd knowing glance, but it may have just been my over-active imagination. But two could play at that game anyway, and I remembered the sounds of the night before and the vivid mental images I had of him and my Mum together. I really would like to watch them some time, just to see what it was like - but.