I had placed my job with a "on hold", as I had the luxury of often working from home. Riding the elevator up to the 6th floor I wondered why I was goi...ng to continue to see professional, "working lady" who indulged in meth. I had seen professionals before, but not a known d**g user who was ten years older than me. She had left the door latch wedged between the door and the doorframe so that I could walk right in. My eyes immediately scanned the room, she was nowhere in sight. Closing the door. ." Erika, whoa!" Kelly interrupted. "Calm down. Did he tell you where I am right now?"Erika felt herself shocked again. "Uh, no." Sapphic Rock."The sincerity in Kelly's tone made Erika's heart leap. "That's a lesbian..." I know. I'm secretly in Clear Rainbow. John and I have an open marriage. Please don't tell anyone, okay? With all the trouble John's had over not being gay..." I won't!" Erika exclaimed, looking at John. He grinned and raised his glass of bourbon, a trademark gesture from his. If anything, you must make her believe you disapprove. Actually,” Selwyn paused as a thought came to him. “Look. Take a load of the garden veg, whatever you fancy. Just leave me a load. If you have to tell her anything, tell her you’ve found out they’ve gone, so you’ve taken this as they won’t need it, and if they try and come back and collect it, well, just make it sound like revenge. Okay?”“But they won’t come back,” John said, puzzled.“No. But if your wife is the way you say she is, she. " What?" I asked."I'm pregnant!" She shrieked and kissed me again. "Can you believe we're gonna have a baby?" I couldn't, especially since we hadn't had sex in four months. However she kept talking."I figure you can quit your job when the baby is born since it would cost more to hire a nanny ... Oh my god we have so much to do!" Honey wait ... Pregnant? How? We haven't had sex in so long." Well yes," she said as thought it was obvious. "We haven't had sex with each other." Are ... are you ....