“Oohhh,” she said. “Did you just break my hymen?”“You’re still a virgin, I’m sorry!”“You are why I have stayed a virgin, Jack. I’v...e always wanted you to be my first. I should have told you.”“What do you want me to do, Lynn?”“Fuck me, fuck me hard, little brother, I want all of you deep inside me, please?”I began the motions and it was amazing, how good it felt. I’ve been masturbating for a number of years, causing many stains both inside my underwear and on my bed linen, but this was new.Very. I have emotions. That my creator, the asshole,endowed me with all the attributes, traits, habits, and everything elsethat a good character needs to hold the interest of the reader." The lead-in to my story is perfect. A complete and informativebackground, character introduction, the works. Then I was put into asituation calculated to appeal to the reader's perverse interest and holdtheir attention. Things were looking great for me... as a character thatis. I had personality, looks, charisma. I. Maybe Gabriella was right. Maybe she had hit upon something thatcenturies of theologians had missed. Could it be that God, in His inscrutablewisdom, was sending His One and Only Son to rule not as a king, but as a queeninstead? Karen doubted that such was the case. But, though she did, the remotepossibility that Gabriella's suggestion, as far fetched as it seemed, mightactually have some validity, unnerved the former Catholic priest to no end.*** "Gabriella..." Karen uneasily intoned as the two. Anyway, I can't wait to try that Spanish fly cream you're always blissing out about," Kathy teased."They don't always let us use that, Dear. Sometimes the customers are in the mood for something a little... different," Mommy's voice trailed off. She didn't want to scare her daughter, especially after she had spent the previous evening impaled on a silver phallus twice as thick as her father."How was that new lubricant? Did it really give you menstrual cramps?" Couldn't you tell, the way I was.