8. Virginity can be cured.9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don’t have a good p...artner, you better have a good hand.11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.13. Question: What’s an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the. . " really" i said passing her the bowl, and she took a big puff "jesus," Squirrel, keep you pants on," zach said. she leaned over and kissed me on the lips and passed the smoke to me. "Fuck," Zach moaned. "We will" she told him standing up and pulling out a pipe of her own full up weed, "follow me she said pulling me by the hand into the woods... after alittle bit she stopped and turned arounded and kissed me again, 'this will be good' i though to myself. she pushed me to the ground and. I swirl my tongue around the head of your cock a couple times then slide my tongue up and down the under side of your cock, you moan a little. I smile and take half your cock in my mouth, not satisfied with only half, you grab my head and push more of your cock down my throat making me moan and gag at the same time. "Oh yes baby girl that's it, take all of daddy's hard cock" you moan. You let my up for air and ask "So, are you going to play with MY pussy again with out my permission?" "No. His 9” penis made my 5” one seem like a miniature. One day we both finished up working out about the same time and I asked if he would like to go get a beer. I was concocting an idea, but didn’t quite know how to approach it. After a couple of beers at a nearby pub, the conversation turned to sex. I found out that Jason was single. I asked him how his love life was. He replied that it was tolerable, but he never could get enough it seemed. We began sharing some intimate conversations that one.