"That will do, Captain!" Richard said sharply. "Recriminations are useless at this point. We need to formulate a plan of action. We do not need to pla...ce blame on who did what. I already know what happened," Richard said with finality.Everyone stared at the Emperor. Richard looked back with feigned unconcern."You know what happened?" Captain Manson asked."Yes. You people are about to be privy to something only a very few people in the Empire know. Only 6 other people know this. You will listen,. A. the land of sunshine. Mom is Puerto Rican and dad was Cuban-American. Dad had died when I was a boy and mom was a waitress but our Social Security Survivors Benefits gave us a good life.My older sister Liz is 16 now and a little over two years older than me. Liz is a dancer and dances with the Caribbean Community Dance Theater. Seeing Liz shake around with her friends in small costumes always gives me a boner and lots to think about. Liz was beyond my dreams and she is a walking wet dream. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" Well, not as I'd expected. When I fired the pistol, Becky shit on my face, bit three inches off my dick, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."This is a thought piece from Earl...WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side.Victorian Police: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the. He was probably 55 years old and had on a dirty tshirt and pants. Kristi grabbed his cockand pulled him into the living room. Lay down she said and he got down on his back with his cocksticking staight up.We all watched as she took his cockhead in her mouth and started licking the head of it slowly. Shewas looking us all in the eyes and I could tell she felt slutty and was really turned on by this olddirty guy. His cock was dry and you could see inch by inch of it getting wetter as she took.