Nicolas, bishop of Myra in TurkeySweet Santa is me, who writes these verses for you two in EnglandSweet Santa is also Your dear Deb with her X-mas pre...sents to You!------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sweet Santa's bones are in a crypt in Bari, in Italy, but his believers are only in Holland, at firstSweet Santa is called 'Santa Claus' in English speaking countries, after the Dutch introductionSweet Santa was called. While Fay was gone Pam said " I am dreaming of " going down " on Fay while you fuck me from behind."I told Pam I was going only as far down that road as Fay desired. She could make those plans with Fay.Later the others joined us on the porch and had coffee or juice.David and Connie, Sam and Nancy called across from their balcony and asked if we wanted to come over for breakfast.We gathered all the food left in the refrigerator and joined them. It was a feast.David and Connie and Sam and Nancy. We each claimed one on our W-2s. Don’t fool around with a 1040. My driver’s license is totally legit. We say we’re both from Normal, which is true. Our anniversary is the day of our interview. We don’t wear rings, but that sort of formality is optional these days.People believe what they assume they already know. We’re married in the intimate sense and the socially apparent sense, but it would be criminal if we had a license. Strange morality.As long as they were with us, Mom and Dad thought it. It would have felt like cheating.’ ‘We are not married.’ ‘Yeah, weird isn’t it.’ ‘So the man is….?’ ‘You.’ ‘What? I am your only lover?’ ‘You are not my lover. You are my ex-husband. And we just mentioned the women. Plus there were several others besides Lucy. You may have noticed that sometimes I crave pussy.’ ‘Yes, me too. We have that in common. Define several others. How many?’ ‘More than one.’ ‘Like two? Jana and Shawna? After Jana’s birthday bash you called me from their townhouse to come.