"Hey, what about the vacation? Is it alright for you to be flying?" I asked about that and the doctor said that there would be no problem at all this ...early in my pregnancy. He says that I am healthy as a horse and that all the nausea is just morning sickness. Going by how I carried Jenni, he doesn't expect any problems at all."The other two then gave her hugs and let her know just how excited they felt about having another child in the house. Mandy wanted to call Heather and tell her, but Greg. You drive a $250,000 Ferrari. You get $2,000 a week allowance. You take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?NOW THAT’S A JEWISH MOTHER!✧ ✧ ✧From dorsetmikeShe says “Why don’t you say you love me anymore?”He replies “I said it once, I’ll let you know if the situation changes.”✧ ✧ ✧This one is from fmwarmacSo I asked my wife, “Why do you keep buying plants when you just kill them?”She said, “To remind you what I’m capable of.”✧ ✧ ✧Last week I bought a brand new. I sighed and groaned, as he began to move up and down a little, it felt great and I told him so. "You're so wet and you're making me feel really good, man." He continued to move, now moving down a little further. I'm about six and a half long, and I didn't expect him to get more than half of it in his mouth, but he surprised me and got most of it in. He caught on quickly.He pleased me like this for a couple of minutes, then I thought he could use a break and lifted his head off me. "My. ‘Oh, you poor little girl,’ I said. ‘Let Momma Hawk see your owie.’ She shook her head and scrunched her face up. ‘It’s in my special place.’ A sharp groan momentarily pulled my attention back to the rest of the room. It was Earl. He was sitting upright on the couch and Jo knelt at his feet, her head bobbing in his lap. His eyes were on us, though. Or, rather, they were on Trish. If he wasn’t careful, Jo was going to get a real mouthful. Lisa was on the dinner table, of all places. Her dress.
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