I get myself kitted up- 20 hole rangers with red laces, my favorite bleachers nice and tight with a rip up the ass seam, red braces hanging down frami...ng my ass nicely, white Fred Perry and my green MA1, quick check in the mirror, yeap lookin good off down the pub. I get me first pint in while I checking the talent, not bad but nothing that grabs me by the balls, but it’s still early yet so I ain’t worried. I get myself another pint and chat to the barman for a bit, when, about halfway through. He showed me the page that had a guy that looked like a ball bat and the girl was on the floor licking its monster head, he turned the page and she was really getting into it, she was stroking while sucking the head of his cock for all it was worth. She was sucking so hard her cheeks was caved in. Drool was running down her cheeks. By now Joe and I needed to get some relief. We both were hard as a rock. Joe said lets lay on the floor and pull off our pants. I said what happens if your sister. I went straight in to the nearest cubicle and took off my bottoms and opened the tights packet to reveal a lovely white set . I put them on straight away then got my bottoms and trainers back on and headed back out to the car . as soon as I sat down paul said let me see so I pulled the bottoms down a bit and he said god I want to suck you clean and then he ripped a whole in my tights and started sucking , god he had got better from the last time and I lay back in the seat and let him work his. “Ah, Dick-Dick, thanks for coming in, how are you? Eat my cunt.”“M’ cock, probably a bit like you, Cunts: fucked! Jesus, what a week!”“Tell me about it! Can I get you anything: coffee?”“Coffee?!” Dr Dick laughed. “That’s very retro, isn’t it? Or are you trying to seduce me, like when you were young?”“Dick, I’m not that old! But actually, now you mention it, I could do with a fuck to calm me down. Do you want a quickie, and then we have our debrief? Or shall we have a long slow working.