I dropped it into the cake batter, but you’ll be fine.” Then her last son runs in the room, and he says, “Mom, mom, I...” And the mother cuts ...him off and says, “I know, I know, you pissed out a bee bee. It’s my fault for dropping it in the cake batter, but you’ll be fine.” But then son says, “No, no, I was masturbating and I shot the dog!”An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s butt and asks,. ’ ‘Look, Mom,’ I smiled, ‘I don’t know if you’ve realized it or not, but I’m almost grown. As far as Dad is concerned, he made it through your having me, and I’m sure he’ll make it through your having my little brother or sister.’ ‘Really?’ she bewilderedly asked, looking back and forth between Dad and me, ‘You two won’t feel left out when I have to tend to the baby?’ ‘I love you, honey,’ Dad softly said, gently kissing Mom, ‘And like Michael just said, we’re both happy about this so, why don’t. That was convenient for me I thought.Next week my brother in law brought my sister home and after two day’s stay he returned. It was time for me fulfill my wish and also to fill my sister’s cunt with my liquid of brotherly love.One day, as usual, my father had gone out and the big house was free for me, my mother and my sister. Around 11 clock in the morning I went my sister’s room. She was reading a Malayalam magazine, sitting on the cot. Seeing me she rose and stood before me. I approached. She found she already had a strange affection for him; despite his history of womanising, she recognised he was not chauvinistic, he was obviously seeking something he was not fully aware of himself as yet; his assistance in the capture of Fox-Janner later, would reveal something which surprised both Elaine and he equally.Elaine was happy to pose for him in various situations and had other stern and strutting females pose stiffly on the steeds that they had complete control over; all males.
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