. The devil whispered to me, “I’m coming for you.”I whispered back, “Bring pizza.”Me: (sobbing my heart out, eyes were swollen, nose red) ...... I can’t see you anymore.I am not going to let you hurt me like this again!Trainer: It was a sit up. You did one sit up.Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.It’s weird being the same age as old people.Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.Chocolate is God’s way of telling us. I along with mother in law live with father in law as his two wives inside our home and outside, nobody knows. We have regular threesome sex in house. And my husband is aware of all our activities between father in law, mother in law and yours truly as we regularly inform him of our sex escapades. Last week my father in law’s friend and his long time office boss Keshav Rajaendran visited our city. He was working with father in law for almost 11 years before retiring and he helped my father in. AGE! He wanted to become somebody that would be young, wealthy and good looking. He wasn't sure about weather to be male or female yet, since money in the bank account would be more important than anything else to him. So for the rest of the two weeks, he only cruised around better part of the city, picking up customers that seemed to be rich or wealthy, and circling around Trump Tower endless times.On the day of switch, he woke up early, preparing to work whole day and night so he would be out. Shock registers on your face again as you're one the set of the other show now, everyone arround you tending to their business.You pinch yourself and wince as you pinched too hard. You hear a laugh and a voice asking what you did that for. You look and see who said it. You see the source and you can't believe it. It's someone you've had some fantasies of when you've watched the show but never in a million years imagined meeting. And if you're eyes aren't deceiveing you, it looks like that.