Say it out loud if necessary. Just think of the Beverly Hillbillies and you will catch on. If you can’t appreciate this then exit right now, please....[Narrated by Jethro Fudrucker somewhere in the Ozarks]Ma hole lafe has bin in this place. Ma grandaddy built this here cabin and we’ve bin scratchin out a livin ever since. Cause yew ast fer ma story Ah’ll give yew some shine and we can sit here on the porch fer a spell.Ah guess Ah’ll start now and mebby work backwards to splain how things got the. Ahh ... Sorry. I'm not used to this.'Meriah: 'I await your answer.'Jay: 'No. We don't want to kill or even hurt you... (Great Jarvis! If she can hear every thought, I can't even formulate an answer.) ... We didn't know your intentions and were being cautious.'Meriah: 'OUR INTENTIONS? OUR INTENTIONS?'I extended a forepaw and touched Meriah. 'Shouting hurts, dear. Please.'Meriah to me: 'Sorry, my Grahhll.'Meriah to Jay: 'You invaded our world. You carry things which you think can kill or maim.. “You’re really okay with this?”“So far...” Cynthia responded.“Yeah, I thought the Program was giving my lifestyle a bad rep, and they had some issues—kinda like modesty—that I’m trying to help them with,” Tom answered.“So nudie neophytes,” Janice called to the others, “how do you guys feel about being nude in the water now?”A chorus of, “Okay,” “Fine,” “All right,” answered her.“Hey, are all of you ready for the next step? Leaving the water all bare?” she asked, eyes twinkling.“Ooooh,” came. It became a standing joke over the years that she would flirt quite brazenly with me in front of her husband and he would tease her that given the chance she would not know what to do with me if she was given the opportunity, just for the laugh i used to return the banter by complimenting her and generally flirting with her to make her feel good. If i am honest Yvonne who was 64yrs old was what i would usually describe as mutton dressed as lamb, she had, as most women of her age tend to have.
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