Maine sarm ke mare aakh jhuka li unhone pucha ki tumhari koi girlfriend nahi hai kya to maine na kaha to unhone mujhse boli ki tum jhoot bol tumhare j...aise ladko per to kitni ladki marti hogi mai man hi nahi sakti tumhari kam se kam 3-4 girlfriend to hogi to maine unhe apni girl friend ke bare mai bataya ki uska nam priya hai mere collage mai sath mai padti thi per wo mujhe sex karne nahi deti.Mai samjh gaya tha ki uske man mai kya hai usne mujhse kaha ki tum mujhe aache lagte ho ue mai tumhe. .. whether you’re here or not.”✧ ✧ ✧Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever”“Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last”✧ ✧ ✧Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and. It was a lot bigger than it was the day before now that she was hard.And it certainly felt a lot better. Cricket found her hands strokingher new penis, almost on their own. It felt good, and so different. Shefelt herself getting closer and closer, then finally she came, spurtingwhite creamy goo all over her hand, and on the bed."Gross!" she said, wiping her hand in disgust.And already her hard-on was gone, leaving her penis once again at itssmaller size. Cricket wrinkled her nose in disgust at. I just listened and learned. I think I learned more when they did not hire someone than when they did. I didn't have enough technical knowledge to know what they were talking about much of the time, but I watched the interplay of words, looks, and gestures among the interviewers and the prospects, and I picked up a lot of very useful "human resources" pointers and information. Pretty soon, I could tell who they were going to hire long before the interview was finished.That evening, I discussed.