Now you know why he doesn't have a girlfriendMRE Dinner DateI had a date the other night at my place. On the phone the day before, the girl asked me t...o "Cook her something she's never had before" for dinner. After many minutes of scratching my head over what to make, I finally settled on something she has DEFINITELY, definitely had never eaten before. I got out my trusty case of MRE's. (Meal, Ready-to-Eat) Field rations that when eaten in their entirety contain 3000+ calories in each. Iss part mein maa bete ki chudai ke kuch special raato ke bare main likha hoga. Incident 1.Humare apartment mein sky garden hai. To hume roz phool mil jaya karte the. Iss baar humne saare phool le liye kyonki mere dimag mein ek kafi naughty idea aaya tha. Maine ma ke bra aur panty ki border pe phool laga diye aur andar ka kapda nikal diya. Ab ma ke paas phholon ki bra and panty thi!Subah ke 5 baje main ma ko chhat pe le gaya. Aur unhe woh bra and panty pahan ne ko bola. Ma thoda hesitate kar. I could see your confusion when I was still not to be found. Another text. Go to the closed Tiki Bar to your right, and stand at the end of the bar. You hesitated at first, but people came out the same door you’d just come through, though they all headed left to the parking lot. Still, you were not alone here. You walked to the bar and took your place, now facing the hotel and doors. You stood and fumbled with your drink, fumbled with a cigarette. You never heard me approach until you felt my. Thismakes Joe completely incoherent with pleasure, reducing him to a moaningwreck babbling nonsense sounds.Once he has instructed Joe, the man sets about training him. Joe kneelsdutifully in front of the man when told to, his tongue hanging out as hepants for approval and looks adoringly at his master. Joe swells, ortries to swell, with pride as the man pats him on the head and says:"Good dog." Joe comes to stand at the man's leg when the command "heel"is given and he lies down when told to. He.