But I could at least say I did.Life sucks, you know. The most I could ever hope for would be a one night stand with a half-way decent looking drunk ga...l every once in a while. It was clear to me that that would be my role in life. So, maybe The Program will be a high spot for me.Fortunately, I did have science and math to fall back on. It was something I had a talent for. I had some respect from those who shared those classes with me. Even Vicky had asked for help at times with her homework and. Their faces were covered in sweat as they both started grunting from giving and getting fucked. Cathy was amazed at how good the feeling was to be filled with two hot cocks that another idea came to her.“Dad?”“Yes babe.”“Stick it in my ass.”“You sure?”“Dad, just do it.”He pulled out and was so turned on at trying something new to him that he was sure he was going to cum soon. He could feel how wet his cock is and slowly pushed against Darren’s cock to enter her. It took a couple of goes but he. You do the math. I figure that 3 farts per week over a year works out to about 156 farts. So in 20 years, I've inhaled over 3100 farts.”Marcus cleared his throat and continued. “I also love to fart! I have a nice wrangler ass bubble butt that looks delectably juicy in faded skintight jeans or tight and squeaky shiny and squeaky vibrating vinyl or leather pants! I love to rip ass in my tight jeans with no underwear or slide around on a vinyl seat in a bar or restaurant with my leather pants on. I scooted a little closer to him, and he stiffened up a little.“I take it this is not normal for you either?”He shook his head. “No, I’ve never done anything like this.”“Like what? Sleeping?”“No, going to someone’s room, being in their bed, being with a woman.”“Really?” I sounded more amazed that was polite, and I’m sure he was blushing.“Um really, no” He definitely sounded embarrassed. Guys will almost never admit they are virgins, but the thought of being his first was starting to get me.