" I will positively know who the father is, even if I won't be able to list him on the birth certificate. Yes, we've talked about all this and at firs...t, he fought me all the way until I told him about not listing him on the birth certificate and that was legal because so many girls back home bragged about having fatherless babies, at school." We also discussed the fact that when our son gets old enough, we will explain our love for each other, and I do love him with all my heart mom, and why. The shorts were a soft, silky nylon material, quite short and loose in the leg and more like athletic shorts really. Their camouflage design was quite stylish (to my eyes at any rate) and they had a flimsy white mesh gusset inside. When I looked more closely, I experienced one of those rare frissons that run down your spine and then through your whole body, as I realized that the gusset was stained in one very distinct patch to one side. It wasn’t a pee-stain either; no argument about it, it. However after spending three days at a business conference, and sharing a hotel room with the straightest of straight lady's, I'm working on a philosophy of if you can't touch then enjoy the view.The problem was, Gail Norman, my room-mate, was, though tiny and lean, a smoking hot lady. However if I'd made a pass at her she'd have screamed and run a mile. So after three tortured days of seeing her half naked and a couple of times stark naked I'm suffering pussy withdrawal symptoms on my way. .. Is that English as a Second Language, or something like that?" Right you are. My wife, bless her heart, does it the other way around, she's a Mexican National. My daughter—in—law teaches ESL at a little branch of a junior college. My wife works with all the, excuse the phrase, Yankees who come down here, working for big business. They're usually associated with some of the Maquiladoras across the border. She teaches them to operate in Spanish. Some of them might know Spanish, big business.