" No I didn't. My money is waiting at a bank in Albany. You were a dear to help."Joe's jaw dropped as they exchanged pleasantries and looked at each o...f them incredulously."Wha... you two?..." He started to say before they broke into laughter."She was in the coffee shop this morning and after your description of her, it HAD to be her. So, I struck up a conversation." Selena told him."He didn't say that um... they were as big as your head, didn't he?" Shelley said knowingly."YES, he did." Selena. Emily was already seven full months pregnant with our son and now Leanne had just tested positive too. Still none of us were married yet! Three days later we had visitors at the door, the local minster of the largest church in Hillside Lakes, along with his wife!You can’t keep secrets in a small town or a rural county. Everyone knows everybody’s business and gossip is an Olympic sport here. My father never cared what the local tongues wagged about him, mostly in speculation, but Emily had a. "Well Eric, or should I call you Erika? Do you want to see what elsethere is in store?"The head came up. "Oh god, yes!"They laid her back down, and Martine slid between her thighs. She bit herlip, then her arms and legs came up in unison, holding him to her. "Fuckme, Martin, please!"*****Martin shook his head looking at the light of dawn against the curtains.It hadn't taken four or five hours. They were now on the morning of theirsecond day, and the fever that had driven Erika had finally. Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having c***dren, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.Q. What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?A. Clitty litterQ. I married Miss Right.A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?A. When it's time to go back to his c***dhood, he's already there.Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?A. He's.